......to make my day.... !
Been a while since i made myself type out something. Today, during my journey to office, i happened to come across a signboard on a traffic out-post.It really caught my attention (topic No:5 below ).That's when i started iterating through all the signboards i have read and which have bought a smile to my face.Thought of sharing it here.So here goes......
The first line quotes the funny text in the boards and the second line...
well..those are what went through my mind when i read the sign boards !!
1.On a board outside a house in my lane,it reads "No parking for public".
Oh,Sorry.I dont park for public..but can i park for myself? :)
2.On a drycleaner's board:"Dying will be done here".
Will u take care of living too :P
3.Again,on a board outside a house:"Dont even think of parking here".
Righto ! Am parking without thinking :)
PS: Somehow,most funny boards are always related to traffic and vehicles.. have you noticed that?
4.On a traffic sign-post:"Left turn not free".
Duhh...ok.Will call after sometime..whenever the left turn is free :)
5.A traffic sign board again :"Dont drink and driver".
Driver what? were u intending something here ..:)
6.On a board at a junction:"Acci-dents done here."
Do u also un-dent any dents done here ..just wondering..
7.Outside a hotel:"Plan tea available here!"
Great.. so when are you going to declare your unplanned tea ;)
8.Outside a corner house shop under renovation:"Corner house moved [around the corner]."
Now..was it resting on just one corner or did it just get tired of being in one corner of the corner.???..
9.Outside a studio:"I shoot babies. please call [number] for appointment.Shooting brides also done here".
Someone call the cops.... Freak !!!
10.Now for a very generic one.
"No trespassing.Violators will be shot.Survivors will be shot again."
This one really beats them all !!! I should be shot if i dint laugh after reading this one :) !
I am sure there's more to add to this..but right now this is all that i can remember.. !
More additions welcome..Anything to bring about a smile...
Like they say...
A smile is the only curve which can set everything straight !!!