......to make my day.... !
Been a while since i made myself type out something. Today, during my journey to office, i happened to come across a signboard on a traffic out-post.It really caught my attention (topic No:5 below ).That's when i started iterating through all the signboards i have read and which have bought a smile to my face.Thought of sharing it here.So here goes......
The first line quotes the funny text in the boards and the second line...
well..those are what went through my mind when i read the sign boards !!
1.On a board outside a house in my lane,it reads "No parking for public".
Oh,Sorry.I dont park for public..but can i park for myself? :)
2.On a drycleaner's board:"Dying will be done here".
Will u take care of living too :P
3.Again,on a board outside a house:"Dont even think of parking here".
Righto ! Am parking without thinking :)
PS: Somehow,most funny boards are always related to traffic and vehicles.. have you noticed that?
4.On a traffic sign-post:"Left turn not free".
Duhh...ok.Will call after sometime..whenever the left turn is free :)
5.A traffic sign board again :"Dont drink and driver".
Driver what? were u intending something here ..:)
6.On a board at a junction:"Acci-dents done here."
Do u also un-dent any dents done here ..just wondering..
7.Outside a hotel:"Plan tea available here!"
Great.. so when are you going to declare your unplanned tea ;)
8.Outside a corner house shop under renovation:"Corner house moved [around the corner]."
Now..was it resting on just one corner or did it just get tired of being in one corner of the corner.???..
9.Outside a studio:"I shoot babies. please call [number] for appointment.Shooting brides also done here".
Someone call the cops.... Freak !!!
10.Now for a very generic one.
"No trespassing.Violators will be shot.Survivors will be shot again."
This one really beats them all !!! I should be shot if i dint laugh after reading this one :) !
I am sure there's more to add to this..but right now this is all that i can remember.. !
More additions welcome..Anything to bring about a smile...
Like they say...
A smile is the only curve which can set everything straight !!!
cheers,
deeps
14 comments:
hehe..too good!
@4: Duhh! You'll have to pay by cash/credit card/DD to turn left! :-P
:).. cool !!! so next time, let us halt at every left turns and see what gets accepted ;) !
Impressive Observations ....
hey in our lane there is one more funny board "No smoking in front our gate"....
u mite've seen it, its opposite that provision store near ur house....
BTW this is wat u wer thinking wen i found u walking after alighting from the bus aah....
I think you got lot of training from Sreenu. :D .... Good Obs though!!
@ lishoy - thank u:)
@ bachu - yaa..i forgot to mention that board..Hehehe and yes..this is why i am always in deep thoughts;) ! But u really scared me that day though! :)
@ sreekanth - it runs in the family..cant help it :) !! thank u :)
Wow...many of them are not covered by the forwards...your comments are very funny....keep posting
@Vardhan - Thank you :)
Nice ones
@anonymous : thank u. Next time..do leave ur name in the comment :) easier to address by name than anonymous :) !
@ An ad in a malayalam daily read "Housemade/ caretakers for old people on daily basis and monthly"
@ Being fed up of its customers asking for more leg pieces in their popular chicken fry parcels, a popular take home joint in Trivandrum had this notice pasted outside, " Our chicken has only two legs".
"Dont drink and driver" - Near our office right? :-)
Here are some more...
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN
Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH:
IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
@gopi and sreejith : Awesome ones !! we should probably start a chain with this :)
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